From the onion
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
From a painfully funny rag:
Child-Safety Experts Call For Restrictions On Childhood Imagination
WASHINGTON, DC—The Department of Health and Human Services issued a series of guidelines Monday designed to help parents curtail their children's boundless imaginations, which child-safety advocates say have the potential to rival motor vehicle accidents and congenital diseases as a leading cause of disability and death among youths ages 3 to 14.